Nicole vs. Life
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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