Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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