i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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