operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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