finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
he laminated a picture of his dick.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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