Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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