I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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