That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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