my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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