doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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