So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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