Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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