Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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