Why are handjobs necessary in class?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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