Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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