Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Randomize
