I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Randomize
