So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
