We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
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