forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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