apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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