what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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