I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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