that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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