Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
that's an acceptable place to lick
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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