Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Threesome in a minivan. New low
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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