what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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