ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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