how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Randomize
