I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
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