She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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