just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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