My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Found your dick twin last night
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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