Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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