my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
he puts the penis in happiness.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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