Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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