Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
found the other keg... it's in the tree
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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