My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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