let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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