Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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