$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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