just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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