i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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