maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Randomize
