all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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