Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
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