You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
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