she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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