The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Boobs speak an international language.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Randomize
