But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
