Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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