i think i have herpe
just one?
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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