it was like his penis was on wheels.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
